Same shit, different day
Makes me shit so bad. I’ll have a 20oz and spew diarrhea everywhere before it’s 3/4 gone. Then it fizzes inside the toilet.
keeps putting his ass in my mouth. Like, way too often for it to be healthy. He tastes like buffalo wings and I don’t like it.
Need to poop more often. It can negatively effect your health otherwise.
Still haven’t had my first kiss. I’m almost sixteen.
The one time I was kissed she threw up on me right afterwards. Count your blessings.
Did you brush your teeth first?
I think she brushed her teeth. My mouth was open so I was preoccupied.
WAIT SHE THREW UP IN YOUR MOUTH?
I’m a toilet, people do all kinds of things in my mouth.
Ah that’s cool, shitonthings, just steal my thunder
Some guy just finished dropping the biggest dump ever. I had trouble swallowing all that.